My name is Bridget I have no redeemable qualities I love fruity pebbles and Max Bemis

 

dermythosdessisyphos:

wewillavenge-it:

nickiminiall:

isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

Are you talking about prostitution, the movies, or airplane tickets?

glasses

neighborhoodnerd:

Today I fell in love. Not once, but twice. I’ve been in a very bad place these days. Most mornings I hate myself. I hate who I am and where I am in life. There are mornings where I wake up and I do not want to be alive. Then these two amazingly beautiful creatures stepped into my life! Meet my twin babies! They are my heart and soul. They are twin sisters who I could not seperate. I left the shelter with one and as I made my way down the highway with this beautiful creature clutched to my heart, I could not help but think that I left her sister. So with tears in my eyes I turned my car around and I marched my butt back into that shelter and I got her sister. I could never be more happier than I am in this moment. I love them so much. I’m still deciding on names!!! I am a proud parent of two beautiful wonderful babies!

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samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

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Britney Spears

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Vanessa Hudgens

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Angelica Pickles

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Raven

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Isabella

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Bubbles

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Scuttle

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My dad’s GPS

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Me

(Source: samzabala.bandcamp.com)

punnier:

that fufu lame shit, i aint with it

i’ll send some shots at yo fitted

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swag bitch